Bad Decisions Float Better Tank

Some choices sink. The fun one's float.

The Bad Decisions Float Better Tank is built for the kind of boat day that starts innocent and ends with a story nobody tells the same way twice. Featuring a bold front graphic with classic Nauti Boy energy, this tank brings the perfect mix of lake-day chaos, party attitude, and "we'll figure it out later" confidence. 

Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear all day - whether your cruising, floating, dock-hipping, or making decisions your future self can deal with. 

• Unisex fit
• Soft, lightweight feel
• Probably not waterproof
• Muscles not included
• Great for boat days, beach trips, lake weekends, and casual wear
  

Made for the ones who know how to get a little Nauti.